February 2012
3 posts
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November 2011
2 posts
October 2011
1 post
August 2011
13 posts
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People seriously follow/like these guys they're... →
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Life without is nothing. It's like Will and Grace... →
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Does will scream like a girl?
Will: Did I just scream like a woman?
Grace: Don't flatter yourself. You scream like a girl.
Win a weekend getaway to any of Chobani... →
July 2011
21 posts
Rosario and Karen
Karen: Finally, you're here!
Rosario: You know, if you're gonna leave me in the limo for five hours, the least you could do is crack a window.
Karen: What, and let you start yapping out at all the other maids so that they can come over and jump on the car? I don't think so.
Rosario: You better watch it, lady, because the next time you take a bath it'll be rub-a-dub-dub, I drop the blender in the tub.
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The One
Grace: Karen, I'm not gonna marry someone just because I want a nice apartment.
Karen: Um... yes. That- that would be wrong.
Grace: It would be settling. I want to marry "the one."
Karen: And well you should, honey. How else are you gonna get to the two and the three?
Adler
Karen: Grace Alden. I'm ashamed...
Grace: Adler. My last name is Adler.
Karen: Oh... That's pretty.
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Sex with Grace
Grace: Karen... I wanna ask you something, but it's really personal, and I'm afraid you're gonna be insensitive.
Karen: Oh, honey. That makes me feel bad. Try me!
Grace: Okay. Do you think it's weird that I've had more partners but less actual sex than Nathan?
Karen: No. No, honey! That just means that people like having sex with Nathan and they don't like having sex with you!
Grace: I can't believe I hesitated to ask you about that.
Karen: Oh, relax, honey. I didn't mean it like that, of course I didn't! Listen to me! I just meant that people don't like having sex with you, okay?
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Card trick
Karen: Is this your card? [Holds up a card]
Jack: No.
Karen: Is this your card? [Holds up another card]
Jack: No.
Karen: Is this your card? [Holds up another card]
Jack: No.
Karen: Is this your card? [Holds up another card]
Jack: No.
Karen: Is this your card? [Holds up another card]
Jack: I can't remember.
Karen: Ta-da!
Jack: That is so freaky, Karen. How did you do that?
Karen: Oh, sorry, honey. A magician, like a prostitute, never reveals her tricks.
Passport
Karen: Hi, what's going on? What's happening? What's the emergency?
Grace: I think I'm in trouble.
Karen: Well, you came to the right place. Here's what we're gonna do: We're gonna change your name, get you a new face and ship you out of the country. Here's your passport.
Grace: [reading passport] "Rosario Salazar." This is your maid's.
Karen: She don't need it. She ain't going anywhere.
“Oh zip it, it’s a loan. Now listen to me. You got 250 on each ear, 500...”
– Karen Walker
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Grace and Karen
Karen: Honey, did you try Balthazar?
Grace: Karen, Steak & Brew are spitting at me through the phone. How would I get a table there?
Karen: Oh, Grace, I am your assistant. Now, I may not be a whiz at the...[points]
Grace: Computer.
Karen: Or know how to work the...[points]
Grace: Fax.
Karen: But, honey, I do know how to get where I need to be. Now hand me the—
Grace: Phone.
Karen: Well, honey, I would have gotten that one.
Sorry what?
Karen: How about a toast...
Karen, Jack: To Will and Grace's baby.
Will: I can't believe you told her.
Grace: I can't believe you told him.
Will: He doesn't count, he never listens.
Grace: She doesn't count, she's always buzzed.
Karen: Hey, hey, hey. Hey, c'mon now... where are we?
Jack: ...I'm sorry, what?
“Hey Hey Hey Hey, This is a place of business! We are trying to get some work...”
– Karen Walker
Karen on the phone with Rosario
Karen: No, Rosario - por favor, honey, listen to me for a second, ok? Take Olivia and Mason to la store de los toys.
Will: [Will walks in] Where's Grace?
Karen: Oh, honey, thank God. How do you say "toy store" in Spanish?
Will: Tienda de jugetes.
Karen: F.A.O-yay. Schwartz-o. Si, si Rosario! Gracias! Hola!
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“Well, deal me in. I’ve got a lifetime membership to the losers club....”
– Karen Walker
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Hi Poodle
Karen: Hi, poodle.
Jack: Mm. How are you?
[to grace]
Jack: Hi, Grace. Who's your daddy?
Grace: [confused] His name is Martin Adler.
“It’s the oldest story in the book. Boy meets girl. Boy wants girl to do...”
– Karen Walker